ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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