I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
