u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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