I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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