The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
