the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
