I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
