please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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