Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Mom said you looked used
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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