i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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