Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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