Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize