One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Idk if I want to put a bra on
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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