I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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