He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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