I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just puked most of my soul out..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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