I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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