the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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