Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
