sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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