she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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