its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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