Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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