So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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