I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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