I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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