Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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