I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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