No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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