No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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