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(714): View more from California

i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick

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(509): View more from Washington

I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM

(909): View more from California

I'm scared to ask why.....

(509): View more from Washington

1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(705): View more from Ontario

The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"

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(804): View more from Virginia

I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.

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(416): View more from Toronto

There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.

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(702): View more from Nevada

If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.

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(619): View more from California

Maybe he injected his testicle?

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(407): View more from Florida

The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude

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