I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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