I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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