So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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