I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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