why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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