And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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