I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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