call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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