then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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