Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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