You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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