the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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