Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it's like iHOP with fire
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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