you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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