Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Boobs are out for the taking
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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