Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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