ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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