The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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