problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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