At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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