ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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