She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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