Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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