they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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