sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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